This is a corner of my world where the hokey pokey really is what it's all about! So when life hits you all at once ~ just sit back and enjoy the ride!

Sunday, April 20, 2008

I've Got to Go...

A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility, but each time he tried, all restrooms were occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendants "ladies room" but cautioned him "DO NOT PRESS ANY OF THE BUTTONS!". There next to the paper roll were four buttons marked respectively:
The man finished his business in the restroom facility but his curiosity got the best of him. He carefully pressed the WW button and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed his bare bottom. We thought, "Wow, these gals really have it nice."
So, a little more boldly he presses the WA button. Body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.
"Aha," he thought,"No wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kind of services!"
So he pushed the next button, PP, with anticipation. A soft disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc. "Man, this is great,"he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.
When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off, so in confusion, he buzzed the nurse to find out where he was and what had happened. He explained that the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladies room on the plane.
The nurse explained,"Yes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal Button. By the way, your penis is in the trash can by the door."


Suburbia said...

Great post, really made me laugh. We women have a great life don't we?!
Back to school tomorrow after our 2 week break. Not quite up to it!

BS5 Blogger said...

Hi Susan,

Just visiting via my friend Suburbia who I see has also posted right here which is kinda' fun. I was really enjoying your joke and then got to the punchline and thought ' Euuuuggggh!'

Made me laugh though.

Thanks for your acknowledgment of my Churchill comment on Suburbia's post.

Take care!