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Thursday, April 10, 2008

You May Have Been Teaching too Long If?

Well it is the time of year that if you teach you grin and bear it! We only have 25 more school days left!!! Yeah! So I found an old funny that I thought I would share!
10 Ways to know if you have been teaching too long?
1. You think Caffeine should be available to staff in IV form.
2. You believe no one should be allowed to reproduce without having taught primary school for at least 5 years.
3. You encourage a parent to check into home schooling.
4. You believe in the aerial spraying of Prozac.
5. When out in public you feel the urage to snap your fingers at a child.
6. You believethat "shallow gene pool" should have its own box on the report card.
7. You can tell if it's a full moon without ever looking outside.
8. You believe chocolate is a food group.
9. You believe the staff room should be equipped with a valium salt lick.
10. You can't have children because there isn't any name that won't elevate your blood pressure.

I hope you have a wonderful day!


dot said...

Those are really cute! Thanks for sharing.

Nadine said...


Suburbia said...

That is a fantastic list and if you don't mind I my stick it up in our staff room after the holiday. When you say 25 days left, is that 'till the end of your school year? How long do you get off then? We finish 25th July and get 6 weeks off, so still a way to go yet!

Sharon said...

I love this list. We have been pushing for the valium salt lick in the teachers lounge. Admin wont' listen to us!